I am having to get my staff to write this, as despite being a proud and noble Border Terrier, I have yet to develop opposable thumbs so I can type this myself.
The box of festive delights I was presented with ticked all the boxes. It was incredibly stinky and contained all the nibbles I like. I am disillusioned, however, that it is apparently only appropriate for me to have one treat a day. I mean come on! It is Christmas after all!
I would have devoured it all by now and be suggesting that another box could be bought for New Year.
I have taken out my frustration on the poor unfortunate toy that was in the box too. As a scary terrier, I have my reputation as a bold hunter to uphold, so I have made sure it was put in it’s place and squeaked to within an inch of it’s stuffed life.
I would like to thank Marley and his band of Merry Christmas Elves for putting together such a fabulous box of goodies. I will be letting other dogs in Winchburgh know how great you are by leaving my thoughts on all local lampposts for them to read.
Have a wonderful 2024. I will make sure my staff pop in under my supervision when it is time to stock up again.
